Your spending. Unfiltered.
Your receipt.
Our material.
Turn your questionable purchases into a very personal roast. Get a share-ready spender personality, laugh at your habits, and leave the money shame behind.
Free roasts. Optional coaching. No lecture.
Our ground rules
Roast the purchase. Not the person.
Sharing is your call.
A laugh before a life lesson.
01 / The roast loop
Small purchase.
Big personality.
That extra checkout treat says something about you. We just make it funnier.
Your spender personality
The Impulse
Aisle Philosopher
“You went in for toothpaste and came out with a scented candle. Apparently, oral hygiene needed ambiance.”
Give us the evidence
Start with your receipt. Ordinary groceries, impulse buys, and suspicious snack hauls all have a story.
Meet your spending alter ego
Get a personal roast and a screenshot-ready personality card. Your handle and a roast link travel with every card you share.
Bring a friend into the fire
Challenge a friend and compare receipt scores. Then catch your recurring habits in a monthly Wrapped-style recap.
02 / Laugh now. Save later.
The roast is free.
The next move is yours.
Free roasts
Personal roasts and share-ready spender cards. Come for the joke.
Savings Coach
Turn the punchlines into practical tips and cheaper swaps. Stay for the better habits.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
A little transparency: cheaper-swap recommendations may include affiliate deals. Coaching is optional; the laughs stay free.
Your group chat deserves this
You kept the receipt.
Make it worth it.
One receipt. One painfully accurate personality. A much better way to talk about money.
Roast my receipt